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Bow before your QUEEN peasants. **Random person in the crowd kneels before a picture of Beyonce.** ME YOU MEWLING QUIM!!!!!! ok...wow...let's de-hulk now...never ignore anger management classes, kids. Now that ya gal, best pal,  FIC GURU is here again, join me as I basically fangirl over the newest addition to the MCU(marvel cinematic universe) - Captain Marvel.                              *dun*dun*duuuuuunnnnnn* Summary A Brie Larson look-alike named ' Vers' wakes up on the alien planet of Hala, remembering only flashes of memories of her previous life; a life before Hala, life before her powers. Enter Yon-Rogg(Jude Law aka- not-so-old Dumbledore), a mentor to Vers and all around good guy(riiiiiigt). 

H owdy readers big and small, what are ya'll city-slickers doin' yonder? And here ends my mind-scarring impersonation of a cow-girl. :P A nyway, Konnichiwa to whoever's reading this, it is I- Fiction Guru your best hope in understanding the volatile world that is of movies and books. (P.S more exciting than it sounds.) Today I finally watched 'Incredibles 2', one of the many animated movies of 2018. (There were fifty animated movies released last year)                               plot This story contains all of our favourite heroes from its prequel including Bob and Helen Parr [Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl respectively] and their three kids- Violet, Dash and Jack-Jack the baby. Every one in the family except Jack-Jack had powers.....Or so they thought. Turned out, Jack-Jack didn't have a power but had seventeen ! Now, where does that feminist part come in? When Elastigirl is given an offer ...

Long time no blogging mi amigos ! After escaping the clutches of EXAMS I have made my triumphant return into the blogosphere... I AM..... FICTION GURU! Join me as we dive into the Potter-verse to review about its fourth book- The Goblet Of Fire (Ft. Harry potter and co.) BOOK SYNOPSIS Two new Wizarding schools arrive at Hogwarts but for what? To take part in a deadly competition of course! Harry Potter unwillingly finds himself in the middle of the highly anticipated Tri-wizard tournament where the three wizarding schools of Europe send one student each to take part in three difficult challenges where the victor takes home the glory, trophy and bragging rights. At the end of the third challenge two contestants go through freaky-mind control, one contestant dies and Harry see's Voldemort[bald, nose less, bad guy] resurrected. My Views I found it a little cliche when the bad guys had to use Harry's blood to bring back Voldy, plus, post-resurrection Voldemort spen...

                       Why is it hard to write about vampires? They are a pain in the neck!!!  If you find that one of the funniest or lamest jokes in history- welcome to my blog Fiction Guru where I basically dictate your entertainment. Today let's talk about our favorite vampires and co. in the movie- MY THOUGHTS Compared to it's predecessors, this movie was too cartoony, too dramatic and without a legitimate plot  . Of course it was a funny movie and the end scene where the solution turned out to be Macarena was a real hoot. If you have small children or younger siblings, this is a good movie to take them to but this not something I'd recommend to kids older than 11.I  liked the new villain introduced- Abraham Van-Helsing- a monster hunter and his great-granddaughter Erica the villain turned good, to whom Dracula had taken a liking to. MY RATING Although I sorta-liked the movie I give this m...

By day, she is an average school girl but at night- FICGURU, the mighty blogger who can't wait till May next year because Avengers Infinity War broke her heart into 14,000,605 pieces and she needs.... A HAPPY ENDING! [although Drax can stay dead]. Greetings and salutations from vulcan, this is fiction guru- your best guide who takes you deep in understanding this mysterious world of books and movies. This is the movie that crossed the two billion sales mark, rattled more than one million souls and started thousands of fan theories.....No I am not talking about Logan, I'm talking about                                AVENGERS INFINITY WAR         MY THOUGHTS This is a fact of life- the good guy always wins while the bad guy always disintegrates, gets stabbed, is locked in the underworld, beheaded or captured by rainbow dolphins[don't ask].  So then why did half of al...

Bonjour people! Its your favorite geek queen- Fiction Guru; your best hope of navigating the complex maze of popular books and movies.                                                 Today lets talk about my most recently watched Hollywood movie- Jurassic World; Fallen Kingdom. We join our favorite former operations manager- Claire Dearing [Bryce Howard] and raptor wrangler- Owen Grady [Chris Pratt{starlord who disintegrated in Avengers Infinity War :-[ }] and a few other hardcore people as they race against time to save the remaining dinosaurs from the island- Isla Nublar which houses an almost active volcano which will wipe out the dinos....again. while some people voted to let the creatures die[including Owen], there were several others who wanted them saved[including Claire]. In the end a private organisation gave Claire and co. the equipment and men they ne...

                 What's up muggles, wizards and witches? Its your friendly, neighborhood Fiction Guru! Welcome to my blog where I help you navigate your way through the must-read books and bogus reads out there. Today I am reviewing the third Harry Potter book in the series- 'Prisoner Of Azkaban' MY THOUGHTS Like the previous HP book, this book started with some funny magical mischief which resulted in Harry leaving his relatives home and accidentally summoning the Knight Bus-  a purple, triple Decker bus for transporting magical beings. In this scene we also get a first glance at the supposed 'Grim' who 'haunts' Harry throughout the year. This book is also the first, where we're introduced to the dementors-  terrifying, phantom-like guards of the wizarding prison- Azkaban who were temporarily residing at Hogwarts because a dangerous 'criminal' by the name of Sirius Black was the first wizard to escape from Azkaban! Turned...