Types of People You can Find in a School

Let's face it, we all have that one classmate who can joke their way out of anything or that extremely nerdy person who's basically a walking fandom dictionary and last but not least, that K-Pop stalker fan.

But what do they remind a seasoned bookworm or movie lover of?

Why their favorite characters of course!

Methinks thou shalt introduce thyself now fair scripter.
And here's where my sort-of-Shakespearean comes in handy ;p

I bid thee sweet morn or eve, 'tis I, FictionGuru: Mistress of words and enslaver of ideas.

That sounded wrong. 

Oh well, I'm done with boosting my ego and I'm ready to move on! 

Are you?

Your guide to, well...Everything is back except she's back with a twist- In this blog, I'm going to talk about the classmates that everyone gives names to in their head (Not in a mean way tho)

The Ringleader
Let's start with an oldie but a goodie- 'The Ringleader'.
A.k.a, the person most likely to start an illegal ring in school. Forget arms and drugs, they've got something much bigger for you.
Chewing gum. They will hand you bubble gum on the condition that you owe them a favor. And of course, our youth is so desperate for gum, they'll agree to anything the ringleader says. 'Throwing gum around like confetti' must be the leader's motto. An ideal spot for them is the bathroom, where you will often see kids huddled around, in the middle of an ongoing deal. In case they get caught, the school lets 'em off with not even a slap to the wrist.
I lost one of my friends when she became a bubble addict. I hear she's now in "rehab" at the dentist.

The Gryffindor

No, this isn't a person who'd eat old grapes for a dare, or try mooning the surveillance cameras (They're hooligans, not barbarians). Those avid fans and even casual watchers/readers of Harry Potter would know that a Gryffindor is a loud, gutsy kind of person who will not shy away from a challenge (however dumb it may be)
They do some really heinous things like;

Pulling the fire alarm when no one's watching.

I crap you not, this has happened twice in our school. This is also the person that constantly tests the teacher's patience, either by acting stupid/faux innocent all of the time or rebuking everything the teacher says. This is also probably the person who helped in the trafficking of chewing gum to bubble addicts. 

Do you know a daredevil? What's the craziest thing he/she has done?
Seriously, Rowling could have made a new house for our school like...the Turkeypuffs or something (Turkeys are super dumb) and at least 90% of all kids will be sorted there.

Most Likely to Go to Jail or Start Oceans 14

It's the small things really. That person who asks for a pencil and never gives it back or that person who always manages to sneak notes in and out of your table.

They are also almost always suspects when something goes missing.

They are also known as...Your best friends.

Seriously, best friends will take anything and everything you have and rarely give it back. Their most common excuses are;

1. Oops, I lost it! Sorry!
2. Crap I left my wallet, could you?...
3. That looks tasty! Mind if I take a bite?

You get the idea.

Let's end part one with- The Germaphobe.

This person has an intense dislike towards, you guessed it- germs.

They will always have a sanitizer on their person and will almost achieve running at the speed of light if someone nearby sneezes. This person will also brandish tissues at said offender. (with a ten-feet pole of course! They aren't cavemen!) 

They also probably got an automatic soap dispenser for their birthday.

It'll go well with their washable keyboard then!